Happy month-a-versary to us!

It’s the eighth month-a-versary of Keeping Up With Karen! Just wanted to say thanks to all of you who have weathered a couple seasons with me already. Hope it’s been just as fun for you.

This photo was meant to be cute but turned out kind of creepy. But you haven’t seen the worst! Check my Facebook page on June 21 (my birthday) for the most sinister pic of the bunch. It’s too funny NOT to share.

A month-a-versary sounds very middle school, I know. To a young couple in like, a month is like a year and a significant milestone in the fragile relationships of 12 year olds.

It’s kind of the same with a blog.

There are days, weeks even, when blog posts just don’t come naturally. Then there’s my actual job, the whole Turkey Country editor thing, that’s takes priority. Sometimes I feel like I’m failing.

It doesn’t help that I’ve become obsessed with staring at the blog’s analytics — the number of page views, my most popular posts — to try and figure out how I’m doing. I can also see what web sites bring people to my blog, as well as where they go once they’ve said sayonara.

My absolute favorite, however, is reading the search terms folks use that land them on Keeping Up With Karen. It’s like a nerdy version of a reality show. You get to peek into the minds of people, see what’s hot, what people are looking for.

Don’t freak out, it’s not a “Big Brother” thing. (Sorry for the reality show reference.) I can’t see WHO is coming to my site. That would be a bit creepy even for me. So feel free to keep searching with abandon!

To celebrate our blog month-a-versary, I’m going to give you a rundown of some of my favorite search engine terms so far — some are funny, a few are a bit disturbing, but most were on point (at least I think).

The most frequent search terms are for the NWTF convention and SHOT Show. I have to admit I was a little disappointed “Karen Lee’s Awesome Blog” wasn’t No. 1, but I understand these events are much bigger than any individual. I covered both on my blog and can only hope I did a good job for ya.

Then there are the searches for NWTF raffle girls and SHOT Show booth babes (others’ terms, not mine). All I can say is what a disappointment that must’ve been to end up with me. Better luck next time, boys.

Web searches for three other individuals frequently brought people to the blog. I linked to the blog of Michael Waddell, NWTF spokesman and head Bone Collector, when he was on the Outdoor Legends Tour with the NWTF’s CEO. Same goes for couple other names that frequently pop up in my analytics, USMC Maj. Gen. Randy West and former Major League Baseball player Ryan Klesko. Both were on the Legends Tour in the Middle East as well. But that USO-type tour was only half the reason behind the searches. I had people looking for Klesko’s net worth, the Major General’s height and how many children Waddell has — info I do not have.

I get a smattering of visitors looking for people or gear I’ve hunted with and talked about on the blog. That should be a lesson to them all to treat me right … or someone is going to find out! (Just kidding.)

Then there are a few that have been just plain odd — Karen sneeze, NWTF sexy, how to load M&Ms into a cello bag. Makes me wonder about certain minds out there.

By far, the most flattering (and slightly surreal) is that people are actually searching for me. There are like a million Karen Lee’s in the world, but I know these were meant for yours truly: Karen Lee NWTF, Keeping Up With Karen, Karen Lee blog, Karen Lee editor NWTF, Karen Lee editor Turkey Country and variations and spellings thereof.

I’ve even had not one, but two searches for “Karen Lee editor Turkey Country husband.” Sorry to disappoint any bachelors, but he liked it and put a ring on it awhile back. We’re celebrating our 84th month-a-versary this summer.