You might be an Xtreme JAKE if:
10.
 You take a friend hunting.
9.
 If your idea of hunting down Thanksgiving dinner is in the woods, not at the supermarket.
8.
 If you prefer deer jerky over nerds or jelly worms.
7.
 You choose turkey hunting as your school research project or speech topic.
6.
 Your most exciting moment in your life occurred in the outdoors. The thrill of your hunt was more exciting than a roller coaster ride.
5.
 You’ve watched the sun rise from a deer stand.
4.
 You own your own camo.
3.
 You’d rather bag a turkey in the woods than on your video game.
2.
 You’d rather be participating in outdoor adventures than watching them on TV.
1.
 You’d rather be out in the woods on a Saturday morning than in bed.
   
Always display good sportsmanship!